Thursday, 10 February 2011

Half inched from someone else's blog. Wellllll feminine btw.

Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now:
Jamie - Robert Brown.
Callum - Robert Brown.
Charlie - Binter.
Adam - Youtube isn't your friend right now.
Sophie - I nicked your blog.
Laura - I love you.
Katherine - Stop messing around and just suck Jamie off.
Ewan - Keep banging out those tunes.
Sean - Fuck off.
Dom - It's me.

Nine things about me:
I can adapt to any situation.
I still see myself as a kid. Fuck growing up.
No matter what people, or my record, say, I AM a good driver.
Katherine gave me the choice of a life without food or a life without sport...I couldn't decide.
I love Laura.
Laziness will probably be the reason I don't achieve as much as I could.
I love an argument, especially about sport. I will win it; I will rip the other person to pieces, but that doesn't mean it's an attack on them.
Bad spelling, grammar and punctuation pisses me off. If you're completely inept, fine. But if you're not, and you try, but get it wrong, sort it out.
One last thing. Ermmm. I can throw a ball a long way.

Eight ways to win my heart:
Have a good sense of humour.
Be prepared to put up with my sense of humour 'cos it can be kinda personal at times, but I mean no harm.
Be intelligent.
Have an interest in interesting things, preferably sport.
I'd prefer it if you didn't look like a mong, but if you have to, then I suppose it's ok. I do like you, Adam Toulson, after all.
Listen to good music.
Talk. Nothing worse than awkward silences.
Show an interest.

Seven things that cross my mind a lot:
How did Boston get on?
How did United get on?
Is Laura ok?
Why am I so lazy?
WTF am I gona do with my life?
What's for tea?
I don't wana get out of bed.

Six things I wish I’d never done:
Missed various deadlines.
Got banned from driving.
Let laziness rule my life.
Played that shot every time I get out in a cricket match.
Make my parents lose faith in me.
Duno what else. I'm sure I've left something fairly obvious off the list, but never mind.

Five people that mean a lot (in no order whatsoever):
I know that's seven but what you gona do about it?

Four turn offs:
Thinking you're it.
Smelling bad.
Sounds bad but being thick.

Three turn ons:
Nice eyes.
Good body.
Sense of humour is essential.

Two smileys that describe my life right now:

One confession:
I'm a retard who isn't fulfilling his potential. Already fucked one year of Uni, if I don't sort myself out I'll do the same again. Hopefully I'll survive it and get into the police force. Once I get there, I'm scared as to how different my life will be.


  1. why am I am I always mentioned in a negative way? The only thing I liked about this blog was the first three words of 'one confession'.

    Oh and there's a difference between winning an argument and thinking you've won an argument.

  2. them turn off just describe me lol im upset nd yes u can throw a ball a very long way but i can throw flatter


  3. adam...its cos i know you very well and know you can take it lol.
    name me an argument i havent won.
    id like to have a flat throwing competition.